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Week 11 Position Ranks-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 20, 2011
  •  Week 11 Position Ranks-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 8:42 AM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

Antonio Gates is a slam dunk this week. Find out who LukeNukem thinks you should play. DON’T find out what any of the other ninjas think…they didn’t rank anyone.

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Week 11 Start/Sits-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 18, 2011
  •  Week 11 Start/Sits-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 1:23 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

LukeNukem is burninating the countryside, peasants and the entire fantasy expert community in his latest start/sit column. LUKENUKEM COMES IN THE NIIIIIGHT!!!!!

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Matchup Tool for Week 11

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  •  November 15, 2011
  •  Matchup Tool for Week 11
  •  Posted by Pandamonium at 9:19 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football

Hey, not bad…It’s only Tuesday and the Matchup Tool is done already. Find out what sorts of obvious thoughts Pandamonium has about this week’s Thursday night game.

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Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 14, 2011
  •  Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 7:50 PM
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This classic Dan Orlovsky facepalm is made so much funnier by the fact that he may soon become the only QB ever to start for two 0-16 teams. What other historical putridity is worth mentioning in this week’s Tuesday Morning Hangover? CLICK!

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Week 10 Start/Sits-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 12, 2011
  •  Week 10 Start/Sits-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 11:53 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

LukeNukem comes through with some last-minute advice for you night owls. The theme: If it seems obvious, that’s because it is.

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Better-Late-Than-Never Position Ranks for Week 10

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  •  November 12, 2011
  •  Better-Late-Than-Never Position Ranks for Week 10
  •  Posted by Pandamonium at 8:13 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football

Get your last-minute ranks right here, chumps.

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Matchup Tool for Week 10

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  •  November 9, 2011
  •  Matchup Tool for Week 10
  •  Posted by Pandamonium at 6:35 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football

The Matchup Tool is ready for Week 10, which officially starts on Thursday. Get at it, gamers.

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Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 8, 2011
  •  Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 8:01 AM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

Do you have the goods to win your league? LukeNukem checks in with his Tuesday Morning Hangover, and some ironically sobering lists of fantasy point per game producers. Wish you would have known these on draft day, huh? Yeah, well, so does he…

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Week 9 Position Ranks & Start/Sits-LukeNukem

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  •  November 5, 2011
  •  Week 9 Position Ranks & Start/Sits-LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 11:46 PM
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LukeNukem is your one-man band this week. Only he doesn’t play any instruments. And he’s only 1/3 as creepy as this f****** guy.

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