The Fantasy Ninjas are a group of like-minded individuals (er, ninjas) who share a common love of sports, fantasy sports, always being right about sports and fantasy sports, and general smartassery. We joined forces in January of 2010 to bring you, the smartest and most discerning readers anywhere, the absolute best in sarcastic headlines, deadly-accurate fantasy sports advice and forecasting, and exquisite and highly-factual sports blogging. According to the leading contemporary authority on ninjas, Real Ultimate Power, the purpose of a ninja is “to flip out and kill people.” Since we’re ninjas, flipping out and killing people is how we make our livings. In our spare time we enjoy gardening, cooking classes, and bringing you this most awesome website that is the coolest thing you’ve ever seen and you should go set it as your home page (do it now, we’ll wait)
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BETTER KNOW A NINJA
Nancy Duke – Nancy Duke hails from Paris, Ky., a small town northeast of Lexington, Ky., a decent-sized city about an hour south of Cincinnati, the 10th largest city in the United States. Duke is young but wise and virtuous. She lives by the following creed: “Will I die young? I don’t think so. Will I eventually die? I hope not. That would be horrible.”
NickFromNaptown – Fantasy baseball phenom who has been winning rotisserie leagues since he thought they involved chickens. Now much more informed, but not much smarter, NickFromNaptown is proud to bring TFN’s readers the finest fantasy baseball reporting we can get for free from some schmuck afford.
Redbraham – A consummate unprofessional, Redbraham has been flirting with the idea of bedding your mother since the late ’90s. Known for his love of omelettes and sarcastic wit, he’ll gladly blow up your league and your bathroom.
Pandamonium – Self-professed fantasy football “expert” sports a mean man-crush for Clinton Portis and the cast of Friday Night Lights. Thinks Golden Tate is the cartoon bear from the Golden Crisp box. Not too bright, but OMG is he cuddly LOLOL!