Well, I was going to post something in week 1, but got lazy and also figured, 1 data point does not make a trend. But TWO…now we’re onto something.
*Lions are a bit better than we thought; Javhid Best will be fun to watch. Still no playoffs.
*Underperforming Cowboys are probably costing people a lot of money. Posers.
*Killer defense is going to ease the pain of Ben Me Over’s suspension. Bastards.
*Everyone hates Favre. And now, he probably hates the Vikings. Awesome.
*Indianapolis is not on the “decline.” Eat it, Simmons.
*Seattle–1 and 1. Demolished 49ers, had no answers for Denver. NFC west stinks, and they can win it.
*Antonio Gates–still a beast. San Diego should have their division locked in no time.
*New York Jets, division favorites? At this point, I say yes.
*Atlanta with a nice bounce back, and the Saints looking vulnerable. Can the kings be dethroned?
*Saints still playing their style of ball, but eeking out a win against the 49ers? Not a good sign.
*Sam Bradford is the real deal. His team, however, is not.
*Houston dominates division rival and then has a comeback win. I think my 8-8 prediction will fall.
*Oakland–really, Gradkowski? At least you beat the Rams.
*Losers! Cleveland, you just…stink.
*Enjoy it now Chiefs fans. It ain’t going to last. Sorry Bills fans…it is going to last.
*Here’s to you Kurt Warner. Arizona really blows without you.
*Eli no match for big bro. The schedule doesn’t get much easier. Coughlin–gone.
*Chicago–no chance of winning the NFC north; but Luke might be onto something—Playoffs??
*Another QB controversey in Tennessee? Bad news for the Titans.
*No controversey in GB though; Packers a lock for NFC north.
*Even Belichick can’t coach a defense without…defensive players.
*At last, Vick’s brilliance. Oh wait, they’re starting Kolb. Reid’s stubbornness will cost them.
*Tied in division and offensive ineptitude–Bengals, Ravens you better figure it out.
*At least the weather is warm. Jags/Bucs/Panthers–I’m not sure what else you have going for you.
*Dolphins: creepers or just lucky? Pitfalls after the bye keep you guys out of the playoffs.
*If you’re Singletary, you gotta be concerned with your D. Window closing already on division crown.
*Can the Broncos sneak into the playoffs? No. They have no real defense.
*Knowing the rules of OT still haven’t helped McNabb. Redskins improved, but fall short of playoffs.
That’s all I got. Quick quips on “what we know.” Oh wait, I only stated the obvious? Yeah, what else did you expect from me? Eye candy? Sure, why not!
More to cheer about in Houston (Turner.com)
I’ll take the point for being clever and concede to the fact that I am borderline-literate. I think that puts me at “breaking-even,” which is a win for me.
Fine, I’ll say it. If your screen resolution is high enough, there’s a secret message embedded in my article. I know, I know…no one cares.
You clever fucker! I took your short, choppy, unnatural sentences as just your normal, borderline-literate writing style.