With the 11th hour of 2010-11 NBA trades approaching, LukeNukem figured he’d see what it would be like to completely ruin some teams with the ESPN Trade Machine. You know, like Deron Williams completely ruined basketball in Utah…
The Collusion Triplets are a sight to behold, and LukeNukem got the opportunity to watch them in person this Tuesday. The experience was shaking, and he breaks it down for us here in this all-too-serious rant on contraction, the NBA and d-bag Heat fans.
With the NBA All-Star Weekend in LA fast approaching, LukeNukem felt it only appropriate that he re-acquaint his readers with the league’s most famously sexy cheer squad: The Laker Girls! Also there’s some fantasy basketball advice.
LukeNukem has had it with the lack of testicular fortitude in the NBA, so he’s compiled a list of ten different trades that could make this stuff a whole lot more interesting. Yes, Carmelo is involved in a bunch of them.