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Monthly Mock Manifesto (August)-by LukeNukem

Aug 272010
 
Monthly Mock Manifesto (August)-by LukeNukem

This weekend marks gametime for most of you. Don’t forget to stop by TFN for LukeNukem’s last “Monthly Mock Manifesto,” plus loads of other head-explodingly-good FFL content.

  •  August 27, 2010
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 3:08 PM
  •   1 Response
  •   Fantasy Football, Football

Confessions of a Fantasy A-Hole (Lunchbox Edition) – by Pandamonium

Aug 252010
 
Confessions of a Fantasy A-Hole (Lunchbox Edition)  - by Pandamonium

Panamonium eats, shoots, and leaves in the fourth and last installment of our “Confessions” series. Read about how the lucky little devil ended up with the first overall pick, and what he did with it…

  •  August 25, 2010
  •  Posted by Pandamonium at 11:58 AM
  •   6 Responses
  •   Fantasy Football, Football

Confessions of a Fantasy A-Hole (Tampax Crimson Tide Edition) by KC CocoaButter

Aug 232010
 
Confessions of a Fantasy A-Hole (Tampax Crimson Tide Edition) by KC CocoaButter

CocoaButter weighs in on his draft. Long story short: He’s effed. See above picture for why.

  •  August 23, 2010
  •  Posted by CocoaButter at 5:35 PM
  •   3 Responses
  •   Fantasy Football, Football, KC CocoaButter

Confessions of a Fantasy A-Hole (Donkey Kong Edition)-by LukeNukem

Aug 202010
 
Confessions of a Fantasy A-Hole (Donkey Kong Edition)-by LukeNukem

In part two of our “Confessions” series, LukeNukem breaks down the thought process of a fantasy ninja in the trenches. Don’t miss it, or someone will shuriken you in the face.

  •  August 20, 2010
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 2:58 PM
  •   7 Responses
  •   Fantasy Football, Football, Uncategorized

Confessions of a Fantasy A-Hole (Red Menace Edition)-by Chairman Mao

Aug 192010
 
Confessions of a Fantasy A-Hole (Red Menace Edition)-by Chairman Mao

Step into the mind of a ninja with Chairman Mao’s account of actual draft night, in part one of “Confessions of a Fantasy A-Hole.”

  •  August 19, 2010
  •  Posted by Redbraham at 10:35 PM
  •   3 Responses
  •   Fantasy Football, Football

10 teams, 15 rounds, 1 ninja (ADP Mock)-by LukeNukem

Aug 132010
 
10 teams, 15 rounds, 1 ninja (ADP Mock)-by LukeNukem

How does one man do so much? It’s amazing! No, not “Twitch” Johnson…it’s TFN’s LukeNukem, who, according to himself, is akin to a fantasy superhero. Check out his incredibly-involved one-man mock.

  •  August 13, 2010
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 3:00 PM
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  •   Fantasy Football, Football

Pre-Season Position Ranks, Vol. 2 – August 11

Aug 112010
 
Pre-Season Position Ranks, Vol. 2 - August 11

Things have been buzzing around the TFN offices as we prepare for our league’s draft this Friday (don’t worry, l’il Ninjas, we’ll let you know how it turns out with a full breakdown), so you’ll (read more)

  •  August 11, 2010
  •  Posted by Pandamonium at 11:04 AM
  •   1 Response
  •   Fantasy Football, Football

Fantasy Top 200 (all positions)-by LukeNukem

Aug 052010
 
Fantasy Top 200 (all positions)-by LukeNukem

Even when the rest of the TFN staff is slacking, LukeNukem, as always, is hard at work. Check out his Top-200 list, which will be updated every two days.

  •  August 5, 2010
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 3:45 PM
  •   5 Responses
  •   Fantasy Football, Football

2010 Sleepers and Busts (Part 3-Quarterbacks)-by LukeNukem

Aug 032010
 
2010 Sleepers and Busts (Part 3-Quarterbacks)-by LukeNukem

Ah, how times have changed. LukeNukem rips into Brett Favre’s legacy and as an added bonus, you get the QB Sleepers and Busts! Lucky you!

  •  August 3, 2010
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 2:00 PM
  •   6 Responses
  •   Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

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