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    Your Last Chance at Winning Money at FanDuel.com-by LukeNukem

    Step one, get one of those kick-ass visors. Step two, click on this story. Step three, WINNING!

  • Last Minute Fantasy Basketball Draft Advice-by LukeNukem

    Last Minute Fantasy Basketball Draft Advice-by LukeNukem

    Basketball’s back, and so is LukeNukem. Well…sort of.

  • ROUND 1...FIGHT!!!!-by LukeNukem

    ROUND 1…FIGHT!!!!-by LukeNukem

    Stick your leaguemates with a Haduken this fantasy playoff season.

  • Better-Late-Than-Never Position Ranks for Week 13

    Better-Late-Than-Never Position Ranks for Week 13

    We actually got two ninjas to turn in ranks this week. Enjoy!

  • Matchup Tool for Week 13

    Matchup Tool for Week 13

    PLAYOFFS!!! Are you in? Of course you are, you read TFN!

Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 29, 2011
  •  Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 10:43 AM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

Tim Tebow as a viable NFL starting QB is batshit crazy, but that’s what they said about religious snake handling. And well, um…yeah. All that and more in this week’s TMH.

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Week 12 Start/Sits-by Mr. and Mrs. Nukem

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  •  November 23, 2011
  •  Week 12 Start/Sits-by Mr. and Mrs. Nukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 9:33 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

Worried your goose may be cooked this Thanksgiving? Try something different…LukeNukem did. And no, it wasn’t custom Jack Daniels meat SAWCE! He let his wife do his start/sits for him. Clackety-clackety-clackety-CLICK, BEEYOTCH!

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Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 21, 2011
  •  Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 2:41 PM
  •  1 Response
  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

Excitement…adventure…a Jedi craves not these things. Neither does LukeNukem. He just wants to kick your favorite expert’s a$$ in fantasy football predictions. SNOOGANS!

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The Fantasy A-Holes: An Experiment in Fantasy Baseball (Introduction) -by Pandamonium

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  •  April 7, 2010
  •  The Fantasy A-Holes: An Experiment in Fantasy Baseball (Introduction) -by Pandamonium
  •  Posted by Pandamonium at 4:30 PM
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  •  Baseball, Fantasy Baseball

Find out what happens when you put a bunch of baseball idiots in a Fantasy Baseball league with bona-fide baseball fans. Hey, we had to find something to do to pass the time until football season starts.

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KCCB’s Stats (Weeks 1-3)

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  •  September 30, 2011
  •  KCCB’s Stats (Weeks 1-3)
  •  Posted by CocoaButter at 9:27 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, KC CocoaButter

Here’s some numbers. You know, if you’re a nerd like me.

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Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem

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  •  October 31, 2011
  •  Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 2:38 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

Ah, tequila…halfway in, and you’re already halfway back up! Join LukeNukem for a tradition like no other…his weekly rants about some shit.

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Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 8, 2011
  •  Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 8:01 AM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

Do you have the goods to win your league? LukeNukem checks in with his Tuesday Morning Hangover, and some ironically sobering lists of fantasy point per game producers. Wish you would have known these on draft day, huh? Yeah, well, so does he…

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Week 10 Start/Sits-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 12, 2011
  •  Week 10 Start/Sits-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 11:53 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

LukeNukem comes through with some last-minute advice for you night owls. The theme: If it seems obvious, that’s because it is.

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Better-Late-Than-Never Position Ranks for Week 10

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  •  November 12, 2011
  •  Better-Late-Than-Never Position Ranks for Week 10
  •  Posted by Pandamonium at 8:13 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football

Get your last-minute ranks right here, chumps.

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Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 14, 2011
  •  Tuesday Morning Hangover-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 7:50 PM
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This classic Dan Orlovsky facepalm is made so much funnier by the fact that he may soon become the only QB ever to start for two 0-16 teams. What other historical putridity is worth mentioning in this week’s Tuesday Morning Hangover? CLICK!

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Week 11 Start/Sits-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 18, 2011
  •  Week 11 Start/Sits-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 1:23 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

LukeNukem is burninating the countryside, peasants and the entire fantasy expert community in his latest start/sit column. LUKENUKEM COMES IN THE NIIIIIGHT!!!!!

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Week 11 Position Ranks-by LukeNukem

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  •  November 20, 2011
  •  Week 11 Position Ranks-by LukeNukem
  •  Posted by LukeNukem at 8:42 AM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football, NFL

Antonio Gates is a slam dunk this week. Find out who LukeNukem thinks you should play. DON’T find out what any of the other ninjas think…they didn’t rank anyone.

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Matchup Tool for Week 12

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  •  November 23, 2011
  •  Matchup Tool for Week 12
  •  Posted by Pandamonium at 8:44 PM
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  •  Fantasy Football, Football

Happy Turkey Day, l’il ninja! The Matchup Tool has been oven-roasted to perfection and we’re ready to serve you a big ol’ gravy-smothered slice of WINNING.

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